GOVT OFFICIAL: I tested positive today for COVID.
PFIZER: ...and?
OFFICIAL: I'm feeling fine. Asymptomatic, basically.
PFIZER: [clears throat] ...AND?
OFFICIAL: Oh, right. [checks notes] I'm thankful for the robust protection the vaccine has provided.
Clayton is the founder and publisher of the social and political commentary newsletter Think Things Through and the host of the Think Things Through Podcast.
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